Anonymous said: You're right. No one should compare you to tiemetakeme because she has class, good looks, an amazing body, personality, class and boyfriend. That anon was totally off comparing you.

tieme-takeme:

tabbydarling:

tieme-takeme:

tabbydarling:

Anybody that does sexual services for money is not classy.

What do you do in your lapdances, play scrabble?

I give a lap dance. With my bottoms on. Hands off.

Congrats, you give a sexual service for money

pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

(via wherearemytortillas)

"On the whole, people who go about sex in a way we call goal-oriented, or product-oriented, not only tend to orgasm less often, they tend to feel less satisfied with sex and their sex lives. People who tend to be more process-oriented in the sex they have, with partners and on their own in masturbation, tend to be more orgasmic and also tend to feel more satisfied."

this article right here, a gem that I stumbled onto by accident. It’s lengthy, but contains a lovely fire analogy and is a great look at why “goal-oriented” [read: orgasm-oriented] sex and masturbation are largely counterproductive, and why it’s better to just chill out and enjoy yourself. (via hellyeahsexpositive)

(via orgasmictipsforgirls)

heysawbones:

isthistakenalready:

Aoi Honoo is Too Real

fuck I feel you

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thescienceofjohnlock:

fallontonight:

Hugh Jackman crashed on The Tonight Show couch for a night, but he had warned Jimmy during his interview earlier this week…

Mr Jackman please consider this an open invitation to sleep on my couch whenever you like and of you don’t leave, so be it.

(via wherearemytortillas)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

image

(via sunkissed-kitten)

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

amourpizza:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Is that even the same person

(Source: meme-meme, via ohfucknotthatgirl)

tmedia:

thephotographerssociety:

tmedia:

Model - Ana JPhoto - Joe M\tmedia
Technical - Canon T2i, Canon EF24-70mm f/2.8L, Canon 580EXII on a Cactus wireless trigger @ full power in the trunk with a light gel. 

Beautiful tone and awesome concept!
-Daniel Grey

Gosh, this is an oldie!!

tmedia:

thephotographerssociety:

tmedia:

Model - Ana J
Photo - Joe M\tmedia

Technical - Canon T2i, Canon EF24-70mm f/2.8L, Canon 580EXII on a Cactus wireless trigger @ full power in the trunk with a light gel. 

Beautiful tone and awesome concept!

-Daniel Grey

Gosh, this is an oldie!!

(via wordsmatty)

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt, via ohfucknotthatgirl)